New Zealand farmer letter of the year

In the Dominion-Post of 14 November (can’t find it online but maybe you can):

To fix the randy-politician syndrome, just get Bellamys to put some testosterone-suppressant in MPs’ meals one month before they depart for overseas.

Failing that, I have the equipment and can castrate them for no charge.

David Boddy
Feilding

Monitor: Richard Fraser