One doesn’t want to receive a txt beginning, “Have just arrived in Majorca.”
The flight was supposed to be direct from Kuala Lumpur to Tashkent. Perhaps Majorca is a suburb of Tashkent, in the way that Paris has a Metro station called Stalingrad (I have been there and do not recommend it as a destination). Or perhaps, despite what the itinerary says, she is travelling from Malaysia to Central Asia via the Mediterranean.
I don’t know. It is possible. She moves in mysterious ways.
I don’t know. It is possible. She moves in mysterious ways.
Have you found your Missus, bro?
ReplyDeleteI think 'Uzbekistan' is code for Majorca. It just sounds more exotic.
ReplyDelete'Perhaps Majorca is a suburb of Tashkent, in the way that Paris has a Metro station called Stalingrad'
ReplyDeleteAnd also in the way that London has a Tube station called Stratford. There is some corner of a foreign Underground that is forever Taranaki.