29 May sentence of the day

From my all-time favourite comedy blog, Private Secret Diary:

I do not know at what age children’s brains fully develop and they start realising that ‘go back to bed’ are the four best words in the English language alongside ‘fancy a quick pint?’ and ’shall I wear boots?’

The full post is here. It’s not one of his best, to be honest. Scroll down a bit for the bowls and chickens ones to get the full benefit.