From the edition of Monday 2 February. As always, spelling, punctuation, grammar and logic are exactly as printed in the Waikato Times.
Has Donald trumped Donald Trump? His backing by Sarah Palin must put a huge amount of faith in the statement written on all their paper money notes.
Donald has not as yet claimed he can walk on water.
Except somewhere in Alaska when water is frozen. There will be no need or use for another Ark if he becomes president.