Thursday, December 3, 2009

Ten Tiger Woods jokes

1. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

3. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

4. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

5. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

6. Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

7. This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards.

8. Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

9. After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

10. Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.


Dave Hillier said...

Amazing that a man who is rich, famous and handsome has had women throwing themselves at him - and, being a sportsman, he has caught a few. Who'd have thought?

vaitheeswaran said...

superb joke

Penny said...

What's the penalty on a golf course if you end up in the wrong hole?

homepaddock said...

Is this behaviour par for the course?

laughykate said...

Oh and: What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by
a Norwegian.

Which is up there with the shortest joke in the world: There was this seal who walked into a club...