Friday, April 24, 2009

Paragraph of the day

‘It is the role of key staff within my office to dispense tequila and lime juice to the minister and visiting dignitaries as requested,’ McCully said. ‘Although it is not mandatory that they allow salt to be licked from their stomachs it is expected and will be noted in performance reviews.’
Dim-Post reveals what really goes on in the Foreign Affairs Minister’s office.


Denis said...

Aha, does this mean we have a government that is actually in tune with the people?

Stephen Stratford said...

It would seem that Mr McCulley's ministry is actually in tune, or rather in touch, with the all-important Attractive Young Female demographic.