Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Ozzy Osbourne on drugs and adultery

Mr Osbourne writes the diary in this week’s Spectator and observes:
I gave up heroin during the last recession: it made me throw up so much. I thought it was a terrible waste of beer.
He explains why his marriage has lasted so long:
All I can say is that I’m still very much in love with Sharon. It’s no more complicated than that – I just am. Having said that, when you’ve been on a 40-year-long bender, your memory tends to suffer, so cheating isn’t a practical option. It’s all very well when a natural-born con man decides to play a few away-games. If I tried it, I’d forever be in the wrong house at the wrong time, calling some poor woman by the wrong name.

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